Islamic Pickup Lines

Came to know this group on Facebook, Islamic Pickup Lines, and here's some which I find amusing:

3. OMG!! I just saw part of your hair, now your obligated to marry me.
6. Marry me so I don't have to lower my gaze everytime you walk into the room.
9. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
13. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
24. You are the reason hijab was mandated.
29. Sister, I'm not drunk, just intoxicated by you.
30. Any cup of water that you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam.
32. Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
34. Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
37. Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
43. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
48. I'm not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it?
50. I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you.
51. I'm not staring, I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.

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