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Lambo Comes to Town

Hello hello~!! Today, the ever kaypoh BBC will tell about this girl in the neighbourhood who has a Lamborghini boyfriend! How often does that happen!! Lambo, you say? Yes, you heard read correctly, it's a freaking yellow lambo!!! He's been here for a few weeks already. Usually comes twice a week, weekends and/or Wednesday. Must be go clubbing and dinner lah. Hahahah!

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I tell you, that car is pure noise pollution! You'll know when he's coming, and from which direction.

So who's behind the wheel? And who's the lucky girl?

From where I am, which is across the field, I couldn't really see properly. And I don't have binoculars too. Tsk tsk. What kind of spy am I!! Lousy hor. But but. I used my camera to take super ultra zoomed in foto, and this is what I got. Haha!

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He looks old, doesn't he? Just a hunch. And probably the colour of his hair. Or maybe he dyed his hair grey. But as I said, can't really see. But definitely not those young punks who took daddy's money to get such a sweet ride. On further analysis (macam betul ajer/like real), we can see that he tries to dress trendily with adidas sneakers and all, but still looks a bit ah beng-ish. And from what I can see from his body language, he's pretty impatient. Tapping his feet while waiting, walk here and there, always on the phone. And probably he doesn't love cars like I do. HAHAHHA. You see har, if I were to be owning that kind of car, I'll be admiring it while waiting for the person to come. It's only natural! But here, I deduce that the car's probably just a babe magnet. Or he has too much spare cash.

So he must have gotten himself one hell of a babe, rite? Hell no!
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See the foto above? Okay lah my fotography skills sucks but you can catch a glimpse of the girl, and what was she wearing? T-shirt, shorts, a bag which soooo looks like a school bag by Zinc or something, and nothing stunning about the way she walks either. Maybe they weren't going to some fancy restaurant. Maybe.

These were Friday pictures, by the way.

Then we waited for the gf who takes bloody long I tell you. Like yesterday, he waited a whole 30 minutes!! The longest ever. It's like she wasn't even dressed when he arrived! I really don't understand how some girls can make the guy wait while the get ready. Have some courtesy. If the guy says I'll pick you up at 7, shouldn't you be ready by then? Why must you still dilly dally taking your own sweet time doing your make-up, or worse - choosing what clothes to wear when you know the guy will already be waiting for you downstairs? Nobody likes to wait lah.

Anyway, we'll see how long this Lambo will be coming to this quaint little town in the outskirts of Yishun. Hahahahahha

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