Wake Up and Smell the Cake

If you happen to come by my cubicle, do take note of the latest addition, among the many things I post up on the surrounding cubicle panel. And let's look at the note a little closer... Ah yes! My first donation! So, if you do happen to drop by, do me a little favour and donate generously to the Tooth Decay Fund. Donations in the form of chocolates & sweets are preferred, but cash is still welcome.

Came to know this group on Facebook, Islamic Pickup Lines, and here's some which I find amusing: 3. OMG!! I just saw part of your hair, now your obligated to marry me. 6. Marry me so I don't have to lower my gaze everytime you walk into the room. 9. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr? 13. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long? 24. You are the reason hijab was mandated. 29. Sister, I'm not drunk, just intoxicated by you. 30. Any cup of water that you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam. 32. Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single? 34. Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you. 37. Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry? 43. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven. 48. I'm not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it? 50. I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you. 51. I'm not staring

Yesterday I was doing some work at night rite? I was really sleepy, to a point where I was typing with my eyes closed. Just like when you write notes while falling asleep (I recall doing that many times during GP lessons) and end up with illegible scribbles and writing nonsense, same for typing. This was still okay, I was falling asleep, but not that bad yet. THEN ... My brain started to switch off: No link rite!!! What the heck was I thinking!! Totally different topic already lah! Hahahahaha

Hello hello~!! Today, the ever kaypoh BBC will tell about this girl in the neighbourhood who has a Lamborghini boyfriend! How often does that happen!! Lambo, you say? Yes, you heard read correctly, it's a freaking yellow lambo!!! He's been here for a few weeks already. Usually comes twice a week, weekends and/or Wednesday. Must be go clubbing and dinner lah. Hahahah! I tell you, that car is pure noise pollution! You'll know when he's coming, and from which direction. So who's behind the wheel? And who's the lucky girl? From where I am, which is across the field, I couldn't really see properly. And I don't have binoculars too. Tsk tsk. What kind of spy am I!! Lousy hor. But but. I used my camera to take super ultra zoomed in foto, and this is what I got. Haha! He looks old, doesn't he? Just a hunch. And probably the colour of his hair. Or maybe he dyed his hair grey. But as I said, can't really see. But definitely not those young punks who took