Wake Up and Smell the Cake

Haha this is funny!! Got this from here . Cracks (no pun intended) me up everytime!! :D What if the male Avengers posed like the female one?

Dear son, Yesterday was the PSLE results. In twelve years' time, it'll be your turn. This year's top student is the daughter of a bank director and a lawyer. The second top student is the son of a lawyer and an accountant. Since you're the son of a LLM-but-no-LLB-lawyer and an accountant, we'd expect the same. Nope we're not trying to stress you out. Just a point to note. Lotsa love, Mama

If Junior mistakes a sealion for a seal, it's my fault haha. Only realised I got the animals mixed up after I wrote the letters.

Okay good night. I might as well sleep & let my kidneys rest. Looking forward to lunch tomorrow! :)

HAHAHAHA found this and it's funny! Looks a bit like the London Tube but more complicated! And a station for practically everywhere! Even JB! Click to enlarge.

Aww man! Whole day of rain today! And I was planning to go market and do laundry! Darn. Life has been pretty much boring and monotonous. Oh except the Thursday sushi date. But other than that, ya. Boring. Same old same old. Weekends aren't like weekends. How should a weekend be anyway? I don't know. Shopping and movies and eating out? Other Half tried studying in the park but it wasn't that helpful. Definitely not for reading. And I was bored so I kept disturbing him huhu. Loads of Arabs there! Goodness. But the most interesting thing? A couple having sex. Yes. In the park. First it was making out, then it went to sex or some groping or other. Different positions summore. Wahlau eh. People were watching haha. It's gross! Other Half says they look underaged, though I don't think so. And they weren't like, in the deeper part of the park. They were near the road! A car even stopped to look. HAHA. Terrible. I have a lump in my throat. Yesterday I felt it only wh

I was blog hopping and came across this: HAHAHAHHA best wedding invite ever! 10 points for the mother-in-law!!

First sighted: 11.23pm on 22 April 2010. Caught in the act: Biting into the rice bag, and not bothering if it makes too much noise biting its way through. Me? Freaked out lah! A mouse! A rat! What if it's the big kind that's at my mum's void deck! Ewww gross! And how did it get in here! Yucks yucks yucks! Both of us stayed on the bed like elephants being scared of a teeny weeny mouse. Then, not like we could do anything about it, about half an hour later and after phoning both our mums, we decided to go back to bed. I didn't sleep as fast as Other Half, though. How to! The little rodent was still there! What if it crawled up the bed! And it was still trying hard to find its way through to the rice. The next morning, we didn't know where it went, and looks like it pooped at the scene of the crime. We threw away the bag of rice, even though I think it didn't get pass through the plastic bag. The rice bag has two layers, one is the gunny sack, and inside, a

My brother was a medic in his NS days. But medic my foot lah... Singaporean army medics, what to do... NS boys mah. Take the case of my bleeding thumb. He was the first to come home after I cut myself, so I told him about it. And him being a medic, I'd expect that he'll be able to do the wound dressing. Such high hopes I have of him. Sigh. He cringed when I told him how I got it. He disappeared when I changed the wound dressing. Both times! And can say, "I cannot see or hear about wounds, I'll imagine them on myself. We all medics in NS don't deal with wounds what... Injections, we do." Injections! Drug addicts are EXPERTS at injections! Don't need to be a medic for that! I think I shall make him see my cut when I change dressing tonight! *evil laughter* Hahahahahaha :p

I was walking towards my room, my dad was sleeping on the couch. My brother was outside my room, and I said to him, "ice creeeaaamm". Then, not my brother, but my dad responded. "Ice cream???" Hahahah!! Wahlau eh! We thought he's sleeping! Hahahaha! Apparently he really was sleeping, but dunoe how come he heard ice cream all of a sudden. Haha. Weird.

MIL talking to some relative. "Ohh tu la menantu kita!", as she points to me. Me, caught offguard, was yawning as they turned to look at me. Hahaha! So buruk.

Fruits have mutated. Here's one: Whoa!! Damn big leh! This is by far the biggest grape I've ever seen! Twice the size of a 50 cent coin! Note: No foto enlargements have been made. Betul punya gambar!

HAHAHHAHAHA I was munching on muruku (I still am) and my colleague sent this to me:

I was bloghopping and I came across this!! Haha this is a wedding couple doll at the top of the cake. Apparently the bride is dragging the groom. HAHAHA. Cool ;) But that's not all! Look at the bride! She's wearing a tudung! I want I wannntt!! Hehe Yup. I want this, or something like this, for my wedding cake! Wahahaha!

In my leave application today... Leave Type: Vacation leave Leave applied: 28-Nov-2008 [Fri] Total Leave applied: 1.00 days Reason: Mak suruh ambik. [Mother ask to take] I love writing nonsensical reasons for taking leave. Haha.

This morning I was at a coffeeshop somewhere in Toa Payoh (no I did not have a second breakfast), and I saw something gross. HAHA. I was just sitting down minding my own business, then!! I saw something dark brown crawling near my table. I looked down, and it was a cockroach! Wasn't that grossed out, not the kind that'll scream at the sight of a cockroach. I lifted my feet, let them hang in the air, not touching the ground. And a good thing too! You see, this cockroach very the kepo. It crawled to this person sitting next to me. And it went up his shoe. I saw it go up his foot, and then up summore to his leg! I think it went up there lah cos I couldn't see under the trousers. Hahahahaha. But the guy wasn't squirming... Hmm. So maybe the cockroach wasn't there? Haha I dunoe. Oh well lucky it's not me! HAHAHAHAH

And yes I got it! Woohoo! Bandung and sugarcane juice. Heehee. Thank u!! :D I is happy girl! Actually it kinda looked scary lah, me waiting to attack one bowl of soto ayam, plus two tall drinks. HAHA! And what's worse is that I finished my soto (but not all the gravy) and the drinks!! Wahaha! Was very the bloated with water. But good mah, then I won't eat a lot. Hehe. And so, cos of this craving of mine and being able to finish both drinks at a meal, I got labelled a camel. "Why?? I cannot drink a lot of water is it??"

Today I learnt a few things. It all started with talk that pigs have no neck. Apparently I read somewhere that pigs have no necks, so cannot sembelih (slaughter). HAHA. Somehow that makes comical sense, but obviously that can't be the main reason we can't eat pork. But my trusty researcher says otherwise, she read somewhere describing that pigs have necks. Then my brother said, amphibians also don't have necks! So maybe that's why we can't eat them. HAHA. If you think about it, yeah snakes have no neck, frogs too. But newts? Hmm. So my researcher went diligently and swiftly to find info, and look what she found on amphibians! Body forms extremely varied - elongated trunk with distinct head, neck and tail to a compact, depressed body with a fused head and trunk and no intervening neck. Wah seh, so varied! Yup, and why we can't eat amphibians, I still don't know. And then info on pigs: Pigs cannot sweat and blood circulation through the ears is important for

I know it's been more than a month since I came back from Brunei, but I just uploaded the photos. Haha! Some of the photos can be found at my dead travel blog . I'm too lazy to give a full account of my time there, so just see photos lor. Haha. This is the most interesting one I found, took it secretly at the hospital. One of our members got an upset stomach so he went there to see the doctor. It says, only one member of the family is allowed to see the patient. Sorry fiance/fiancee or boyfriend is not regarded as a family member. HAHAHA. I didn't know they had to spell it out! Duh fiance & boyfriend not family yet mah! And the term 'boyfriend'. Hahahah how come they never translate that har. Hmm

Hahahaha I got this from my colleague, and yes I understood the joke!! Apparently he sent it to only finance people. I wanted to forward it to the rest, but I thought, hmm maybe not this time. Haha. Get it? Get it??? Funny rite!! Hahahaha So I'm a math nerd. What's new? Heh.